what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via tell-that-to-my-frying-pan)
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(Source: adamusprime, via potatoepuncher)
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
(via 041799)